Four Bitchin Babes

The Four Bitchin' Babes(c) Present
Diva Nation...
Where Music, Laughter, and Girlfriends Reign!™
Starring: Sally Fingerett, Debi Smith, Nancy Moran & Deirdre Flint
Sat 11/07/09 8pm
VIP: $65 preferred seating with post-show Artist meet & greet
A: $40 B: $25
From those multi-talented gal pals that brought you Hormonal Imbalance...A Mood Swinging Musical Revue!™, comes their new entertainment destination...
Diva Nation...Where Music, Laughter, and Girlfriends Reign!™
Join this Fabulous Female Folkestra for a royally hilarious musical journey as they navigate life in the nation...Diva Nation, that is!
With their whimsical, hip and sophisticated girl-group harmonies, these hysterically funny and multi-talented musicians let loose on how the new millennium has, in some cases literally, changed the face of The Diva! You can find her everywhere; in your office, your mall, your grocery store, she's cleaning up messes, and putting out fires, possibly from her own hot flashes! But there she is, in your mirror. "Hello DIVA!"
Come celebrate the "Inner Majesty" in us all. Let your sense of humor be your ticket to a magical place where chocolate is a vegetable, wine is in the food pyramid, shopping for shoes is medicinal, and a girl can safely admit that she wears 100% cotton underneath it all! Take this enchanting excursion to Diva Nation, where all songs are sung with pride, attitude, and terrific accessories! It's not just a musical revue, it's a state of mind!
YOUR Lay Leaders In Diva Nation:
Sally Fingerett: Crowned Commissioner of Consumption concerning candy, cookies, cakes, and cocktails. Covertly uncovering caloric computations of our adored ingestible items, she insists we ignore all information and eat it anyway. As Super-Sovereign she supports sidekicks, savors soul mates and secures the state of sisterhood.
DEBI Smith: Comptroller for the creation of confidence in cohorts, comrades, and colleagues, she's magnificent as the Multi-tasking Minister of Mischief, the Potentate of Protocol for Proprietary Personal Pampering. In her spare time she's the Imperial Empress who oversees and objects to any and all excessive obsessing and overdoing.
NANCY Moran: Our Anointed Advocate Admiral for abundant and affordable accessories serves as engineer of elastic elegance in evening wear befitting beautiful and boisterous babes. This Chief-Big-Cheese in charge of charm and cheer checks on her chums to make sure they are chipper. If not, there's Chardonnay!
DEIRDRE Flint: This Luminous Illustrious Liaison for Lunacy and Laughable Librettos loves to illicit effervescent and ecstatic elation. In addition to being our Executive Educator with a Ba in Bling Bling, a Masters in Makeup, Martinis, Men and Mayhem, she has finally finished her PHD in Shoes. Her thesis is titled; Healing after High Heels.